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"How do you account for this?" the doctor asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No, sir. Our mother."

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"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

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